I know I’m a huge hypocrite, because I used to be the world’s biggest purveyor of passive-aggressiveness

but DAMN

are we five years old?

is this really the best way to get across your message that you disapprove of me, or what I do, or what I choose, or – seemingly most relevant – who I choose?

(this internet message has been brought to you by the August’s Mind Committee of Not Putting Things on the Web Where She Knows People Might See Them, aka Facebook)