my breath tastes like cat poo nobody kiss me
Tomorrow is April Fools’ Day. I don’t do pranks. You don’t have to worry about me posting links to any screamers or anything outrageous and designed to scare you or freak you out. You don’t have to worry about me posting false information to mess with you.
adults get hung up on the weirdest shit
does anyone else find it disconcerting that not all toilets are bolted into the floor but only the wall???