oh hey this is me
gotta love that heavy pause
that one that says “you are a girl, therefore you must just be directing calls and not actually tech support”
the one to which I say “yep, you can actually ask me questions, fuck you”
except not that last bit
unfortunately
Replacements for ‘Cool Story, Bro’
Replacements for ‘Cool Story, Bro’
- Fascinating discourse, chum
- Riveting fable, comrade
- Intriguing anecdote, brethren
- Perpetuating argument, colleague
- Sweet saga, yo
- Waste of time, jerk
- Spellbinding reiteration there, my chummy
- Phantasmagorical novelization, oh great one
- Interesting intellect, imbecile
- Trepidating bore, fetus
- Ballin’ gossip, dawg
