smoky room, homemade stir fry with KauKau pork (omg), Mass Effect, Tumblr, I could get used to this.

all morning Jake and I made sappy Mass Effect love comparisons to each other

“I love you more than Garrus loves calibrations”

“I love you more than the fans love Tali’s ass”

“I love you more than Liara loves Protheans ;D”

“I love you more than Grunt loves carnage :D”

“I love you more than Joker loves EDI”

it was wonderful and gross and everything is beautiful and nothing hurts

it’s been a good weekend

  • lounging in hot tub adventures
  • washing the car in my bikini
  • waking up to a season pass to Doctor Who 😀
  • Photoshopping to make a point about beauty
  • nomming Chinese food late at night
  • reading a fine entertaining novel
  • working on A God Grown Old
  • doing some yoga/stretches and enjoying the six-pack’d fruits of my labors (boo to the yah, it really exists)
  • making my scarf-shirt (sadly a bit of a failed experiment; it ended up SUPER boxy and kind of made me look like a LEGO)
  • general life vindication

I generally don’t reject ex-friends’ reconnection messages. it’s not normally in my best interest. (I’ve also sent quite a few of those over the years.)

but when the tone of your “apology” is the exact same arrogant snark as what hurt me and pissed me off when shit went down?

watch out, I know how to wield me some words.

at some point this year my body decided it would be REALLY FUNNY to schedule my period on the worst possible weekends

such as three-day holiday weekends

and weekends I intend to do nothing but lounge around and get it on

C’MON BODY YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THIS

office party tomorrow at the CEO’s house

pool will be open, swimsuits are allowed

is this the best idea or the worst idea

finally finally FINALLY getting out of credit card debt

like it’ll be under $500 by the end of the month

pardon while I collapse with relief – that shit seemed endless

I made microwave pudding last night, on Jake’s request, after a laughing fit about how he kept asking if I had “a puddin’ recipe?!”

we walked back downstairs, cups of freshly-chilled pudding in hand. I plopped onto the bed and watched as he took the first bite.

“marriage. it is necessary.”

okay.

<3

Jake and I play this game called Curious Panda, which basically involves asking questions of various importance and answering them with full disclosure and honesty. we take turns asking and answering, and it’s kind of the best, because it keeps us in constant, interesting communication.

today I asked him what he thought our couple motto was. his answer was perfect.

“why the fuck not!”

if that doesn’t sum us up, I don’t know what does.

<3