step 1: choose a subject that offends you

step 2: rant endlessly and often about how bad it is to shame people (esp. who are/like/do/think X)

step 3: constantly shame the people who have offended you b/c they are subhuman, obvi

step 4: DING-NING-NING-NING YOU’VE WON THE INTERNET!!!

clarification #1: and to clarify this is not about people on my dash. if you’re on my dash it is 99% likely that you have done nothing to offend me in the recent past. this is mostly a General Internet Problem.

clarification #2: particularly of offense has been the Abercrombie & Fitch CEO debate. he said some really fucked up shit. doesn’t mean that calling him a freak or saying he’s ugly makes your argument any stronger.

clarification #3: the fact that I’m posting this and not just internalizing it and following my own advice really does mean I need to break from interwebz *headdesk*