I wish…
- my body would stop conspiring against my love life
- everyone would go follow Jez, purewanderlust, and inflatedmoose, because they are awesome
- passive aggressive downerfriend (“Artie”) would get the hell out of my life and stop messaging Jake
- it would rain really, really hard today
- I could find a pair of red Converse to round out my costume
- I had a spot on the interwebz where I could be as crude and aggressive as I wanted
- there had been a new Community yesterday
- I wasn’t so gorram tired