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for whatever reason, of all the micro-blogging platforms, Vine has always intrigued me deeply…… I mean it’s the ultimate artistic restriction on the video medium. THE POSSIBILITIES

things I love about a sunny Friday

  • being able to consume caffeine after 2pm
  • 999 different ways to bitch about not being outside
  • driving home with the windows down
  • an elongated evening of possibility

GTA IV is on and Jake is accessing his custom music and there’s a helicopter rampaging and shooting up the city to “Friday”

Rocinate: If it is fun, it is sin.
Trythemiddle: Well, that certainly puts a little different spin on Rebecca Black’s song. It’s Friday, Friday… SIN SIN SIN SIN

whyyyyy

  • company owner comes in on ambiguously legal casual Friday
  • have to try to explain smut-novel to sensitive people
  • got up half an hour past my alarm and had six minutes to get ready and get to the bus stop
  • phone refuses to receive texts
  • agent my dad’s age totally has a crush on me
  • only work I have to pretend I’m working is stuffing envelopes
  • FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS

Friday wishes

I wish…

  • my body would stop conspiring against my love life
  • everyone would go follow Jez, purewanderlust, and inflatedmoose, because they are awesome
  • passive aggressive downerfriend (“Artie”) would get the hell out of my life and stop messaging Jake
  • it would rain really, really hard today
  • I could find a pair of red Converse to round out my costume
  • I had a spot on the interwebz where I could be as crude and aggressive as I wanted
  • there had been a new Community yesterday
  • I wasn’t so gorram tired