friend, three months ago: I’M TOTES NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU. btw moving to your city for teh funz.
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friend, now: omg ur gonna live with ur bf??? whaaat?? omg ur moving too fucking fast
between the lines: UGH I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU THIS WHOLE TIME
me: uhhh, in like three months minimum…also why do you care?
friend: “other considerations” aside, you’re going to end up very badly. I’m being blunt because there’s a slim chance it will make you think.
between the lines: Y U NOT LET ME HOLD UR HAND
me: uhhhhhh. brb gonna talk to people who actually know me.
Joel: you’re moving quickly-ish, but not recklessly, and quickly isn’t in and of itself a problem if you’re being careful and communicating. which I think you are.
me: **POINT** see, people who know me. ahem.
friend: I HOPE YOU FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU NEED TO DO