I’m a monogamous hooker.
a roommate
He has acquired these traits voluntarily, but once he has acquired them it is no longer possible for him not to be what he is.
(via wolfskulls)
@annapear
@annapear
I just have to clear this one up.
Things that are capable of giving hugs:
- Significant others
- Fathers
- Sisters
- Brothers
- Mothers
- Brothas from anotha motha
- Cousins
- Grandparents
- Children
- Friends
- Machines constructed of two mattress pads with terry cloth cozies laundered every two days
- Bears
Things that are not capable of giving hugs:
- Ten lightning bugs
Shhhhhhhh. Also, yes, but metaphor.
*hides*