I just have to clear this one up.

cincodenada:

Things that are capable of giving hugs:

• Significant others
• Fathers
• Sisters
• Brothers
• Mothers
• Brothas from anotha motha
• Cousins
• Grandparents
• Children
• Friends
• Machines constructed of two mattress pads with terry cloth cozies laundered every two days
• Bears

Things that are not capable of giving hugs:

• Ten lightning bugs

#10000/1000 = 10 for those who are confused (August)

Shhhhhhhh. Also, yes, but metaphor.

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