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Gratefulness (to make up for the last post)

Things I’m grateful for today:

  • my fantastically wonderful boyfriend
  • my fantastically wonderful roommate/BFF
  • meeting Reuben yesterday
  • having a female presence in the apartment (♥ you Ginelle, and soon I will get to see your FACE, Gina)
  • vanilla syrup in my coffee
  • my phone Sexy
  • payday
  • Joel and his hatred for Owl City (though I share not said hatred)
  • hairporn of my favorite British celebs (D-Tenn and Cumberbatch)
  • my co-worker Jackie for her inability to say anything without the word “fuck” in it
  • my magic 8-ball
  • wearing a t-shirt and jeans to work today
  • Bo Burnum
  • “Fireflies”
  • soft tissues
  • foggy mornings
  • waking up next to a warm cuddly boyfriend
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complaining time (a.k.a. firstworldproblems)

Things I am taking issue with today:

  • people judging my sexual behaviors/choices
  • the idiocy surrounding knowledge of politics in this country (well, politics in general)
  • pro-military attitudes
  • so-called friends treating me like I’m their bitch (this isn’t new, but it’s finally getting under my skin)
  • co-workers unable to take a suggestion when they consistently criticize my performance
  • this fucking job (goddammit, I’m sorry, I know that I have one and that’s amazing, but it’s a waste of my time and talent)
  • starting my period on the WEEKEND
  • the blame being heaped on Obama for everything (I’m not even an Obamagirl, but oh man, stfu already, because you don’t know what you’re talking about)
  • religious fervor all up in my biznatch
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You started on Facebook with just your closest friends.

At school, you met people and added them even though you didn’t know them all that well.

You read their posts all the time and sometimes creeped on them.

Then you graduated school, and started making real life friends.

Someone posts on your status, and you realize you wouldn’t have given this kind of person the time of day four years ago.

WHO KNOWS YOUR LIFE NOW?!?!

Realize your support system is full of weirdos like you.