gavirn:

the invention of the shovel was a groundbreaking discovery.

however, it was nothing compared to the broom. That swept the nation

tangledbeast:

A lycanthrope transforms in front if his friend for the first time.

“Oh my god."says his friend,"You just turned into a wolf.”

“Yes,"he replies "I am a were”

starlit-notes:

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

fishingboatproceeds:

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

This. Changes. Everything.

lordy. I’ve said “that was punintentional” for YEARS.