the invention of the shovel was a groundbreaking discovery.
however, it was nothing compared to the broom. That swept the nation
A lycanthrope transforms in front if his friend for the first time.
“Oh my god."says his friend,"You just turned into a wolf.”
“Yes,"he replies "I am a were”
I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.
YOU were the cheshire cat?? I was the cheshire cat!!
what?! copyCAT!!
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
lordy. I’ve said “that was punintentional” for YEARS.









