can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?
you bet jurassican
i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations
dromedaries listen to Llama Del Rey
what do you call a dictionary on drugs
If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you
I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better
I’m a desktop not a deskbottom
Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits
Edimommy – prenatal nutrition company name
justbarley replied to your post: i actually know somewhat …
Jake works for two Mormons, now I know what to get them for Christmas: canned laughterget out
my work here is done
preparing the bed after laundry:
me: your pillow’s been cased
him: I guess we’d better sheet the bed