term of the day: “garbage delegation”
so many people want to meet me!!
me: **aggressively works with the people who make the things you hate**
sometimes my robot daughter is my wingmate and that’s just G R E A T
so if you’re ever gently solicited by ~the company~ on LinkedIn there’s a real good chance it’s with my picture
three years at ~the company~ today :’D
working at home today means watching Exosquad and consuming excessive amounts of iced coffee
advice-question levelled at me today: “you’re gonna drive this car from the backseat, right?”
okay I was about to make a post about how everything was the worst and today was the worst and today is fucking me hard BUT a) it’s a full moon so of course it is and b) instead, this post is about how I’m going to grab today by the face, look it deep in the eyes, and fuck it right back
well this worked out ok, ended up sitting through v. inspiring talk by an old white dude about how old white dudes are relatively irrelevant to tech and millennial women are the ones we need at the table to win at ~the company~, and how it’s a millennial woman who will be the next disruptor. kinda walked out like…. yeah. YEAH! YEAH BUDDY! YOU GOT IT!
is it bad and wrong that I would happily play a simulation game of my real job
