in approximately five minutes, one of my friends is going to start at ~the company~ and another will have a phone interview with ~the company~
I’m taking over everything
idk I’m just mad today
I love Windows Hello. I especially love that mine doesn’t work unless I smile at it
me: **walking down a hallway, trying to find the office where my next meeting is**
male tech worker: you’re not going to find any Pokemon down there
what I said: ha ha ha not so much
what I should have said: oh, my bad. I thought that was a lure up your ass
today I’ve had a not insignificant number “pride for working at ~the company~” feels
dear coworker,
I appreciate that you’re taking your six-year-old daughter to Ghostbusters and raising a strong feminist. however, it would also be amazing to receive the work that you promised yesterday and that you’re now delaying until tonight. I think you might be missing out on an opportunity to teach your daughter a very powerful lesson about keeping your promises instead of going to the movies.
but don’t let me tell you how to parent. you’re doing me a favor by letting me do your work while you’re on vacation, after all.
sincerely,
me
tmw part of a feature feels like what your friend does every day
someone used “vinaigrette” in a script today when they definitely meant “vignette”. amazing
