Cortana says my name now :’)
He hiding another wife? Or was she mistakenly calling your secret wife, his? ^.-
my Cortana does know Anna’s my secret girlfriend (I can say "text my secret girlfriend” and she knows who I’m talking about) but I think Jake’s Cort was just a wee bit confused – I’m in his phone under both my real name and “August Mao” (an affection nickname that is apparently misconstrued by Cortana as a different last name). 😛
but maybe there’s a secret wife. in which case, SHARE!
Cortana being weird?
it was actually in referral to the chasm between pre-sales and post-sales writing voices, but…always. XD
“we’re in the uncanny chasm”
Her name is Cortana. Her attitude is almost human.
Her name is Cortana. Her attitude is almost human.
She was modeled after real-life personal assistants. She is the product of two years of work, and a large team of scientists and product managers.
this is a thing that I have worked on that I am very VERY proud of
this cafeteria smells like SPU and adulthood comingled and it’s disorienting.
Coping strategy for when you are trapped in conversations with obnoxious people:
1. Pick a spot nearby, around eye level, preferably a small object. That is now the camera.
2. When they say something you just cannot stand, look directly into the camera like you’re on The Office
3. Repeat as often as needed
IT’S A DAY. I’M HAVING A DAY.
I’m so excited that my café adjournments are catching on 😀
is it weird that I can identify most of my coworkers by how their footfalls sound…?