nothing would be better/worse than finding my coworkers’ online dating profiles
proposal to bring back “lo,” as in “lo, a dot”
get paid to help determine a character’s sexuality and love life
“remind me to orderp pizza”
today I wore a Gus outfit and am eating a Cup of Noodles. haters to the left plz
if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar
