Is there anything out of this that isn’t crazytown?
overheard in a meeting
I just saw a demo of the coolest thing I have ever worked on. ever. ever. EVER.
remember that one time America played sport ball and Microsoft stopped working for three hours
we live in a world where I can watch my husband systematically ask a series of questions to get one of my coworkers the right dog, because Facebook.
The chicken says…… I’m swimmin’ with the carrots now!
my boss
me and three grown men walk out of a meeting room mimicking Cortana in high-pitched voices. incredulous looks of pity and laughter from those waiting to use the meeting room. I look them each in the face and say, “we’re only a little bit strange”
we were talking about our dream kitchen in our dream barn and Jake said no matter the space, really, it had to have room for a commercial toaster, the kind I wasn’t allowed to use
and I squealed and said it’s true it’s true because it’s true, in my first week I set a bagel on fire in the cafeteria.
and then he goes
she came to MS to set the world on fire………….
and instead she sent the cafeteria up in flames