we were talking about our dream kitchen in our dream barn and Jake said no matter the space, really, it had to have room for a commercial toaster, the kind I wasn’t allowed to use

and I squealed and said it’s true it’s true because it’s true, in my first week I set a bagel on fire in the cafeteria.

and then he goes

she came to MS to set the world on fire………….

and instead she sent the cafeteria up in flames