ha! I’m actually cleaning out my Pinterest board of recipes I haven’t tried yet, and either deciding I won’t use them or making them and moving them to the tried’n’true board. this week I made Chinese five-spice rice and these INCREDIBLE no-bake energy bars. since I still have the fresh five-spice I think I’ll make this chicken next week, and maybe taco lentils finally.
I’ve posted less sap as of late not because there has been less sap in my life, but because so much of it is mine to keep. I love the fuck out of Jake and I love the fact that bragging about him on social media is simply supplemental to our intricate love.
HAHA doesn’t mean it isn’t fun, though, oh my GOD yesterday he made me the most incredible Spanish food…tortilla española and chicken/chorizo/bacon orange risotto with saffron…
just look at this shit

m-a-c-a-r-o-o-n-s
tummy so full of easy curry, mmmmm. that makes four new dishes in two weeks! little victories.
oh my god, this is so tasty
this week I’m trying to cook three brand new dishes: potato+leek soup, sautéd pork tenderloin, and Vietnamese coconut pork.
fuck i cook with kale so god damn much. i almost want to apologize because [whole foods voice] kale
seriously tho, calcium and iron, fiber, vitamins, and the most important thing is it will fuckin hold up in a soup. no soggy shit here. god damn, kale
kale recipe: gently sauté kale+ground meat (we use sausage but milder meats can be used) with spices in big pan with lid; when done, turn down heat, evenly distribute mixture throughout pan. crack 2 eggs per person over the top of this steaming pile, cover, and let the eggs cook to over-easy through steam. SO. FUCKING. DELICIOUS for any meal of the day
it had a nutty, angry taste: it was rice that had been fried, and fried again, and fried again until it went mad
Also very, very easy to stain clothes/dishes/floors/counter/teeth/etc. But so yummy!
oh yeah. this is why Jake works with it and not clumsy me. but man, he loaded up his Turkish stew last night with turmeric (and coconut milk), and I have soooo much energy today.

