man. MANNNN. drunken noodles. this da shit.
best thing about being an adult: ice cream any time you fucking want
worst thing about being an adult: you know exactly how bad that ice cream is for you
net gain: several pounds
look at me eating spaghetti squash casserole like a grown-up
I don’t care that it’s summer and it’s muggy. chicken noodle soup is exactly what I wanted.
dammit. indecisive. what do I want to eat?