YOU KNOW WHATS FUNNY AT 4AM
EVERYTHING
Do you ever just hate someone so much that whenever they do literally ANYTHING you’re like
if you remember nothing else, remember how I loved random
I tend to factor in a lot of different things when determining whether or not someone is going to be Good People. behavior when confronted by difficult and unexpected things. long-term promise-keeping abilities. tendencies to remain them, at their core, whatever that may be. body language. eye contact. kindness, intentions, the words they use when no one’s listening…
but at the end of the day the only metric that really matters is
would I draw them as a cat
**fatalistically doesn’t watch any shows or play any games because the important details and then some will become known from the gifsets and the fanart**
**has problematic favs in every fandom and a host of feels about them…but just doesn’t want to spoil the precarious balance of affection and smugness possessed for the show and the fandom**
my style/aesthetic: cognitive dissonance
hehe I just said"yes ma’am" to Cortana cause I was pleased to confirm her good reminder business HAHA SECOND GEN TEXAN IS SHOWIN
lipstick lesbian? no, i’m a burt’s bees bisexual
the bible said adam AND eve so i slept with them both
Well it’s the Bible, not the Straightble, I’m just following the book.
I’M GONNA CRY
I love
that all

