sometimes I hate folding laundry with every FIBER!!!!!! OF MY BEING!!!!!!!!
and sometimes it’s toooootally zen
*hits on you* *actually hits you*
a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car
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NO DONT READ REDWALL, DONT FALL BACK INTO THE FURY PIT
1) i have never left this pit. i have been in its soggy embrace for more than twenty years of my life.
2) on the contrary it is here i will build my church. my abbey, if you will
2a) on the sunken ruins of mr jacques castle.
3) this is what the refrance
OMG CAN I READ THAT POEM WITH THE SOFABED PLS
hahaha you’re so cute yeah sure:
“Bisexuality is like a sofa-bed
it’s not a sofa
it’s not a bed
when it looks like a sofa
it’s a sofa-bed
when it looks like a bed
it’s a sofa-bed
it’s not going through a sofa-bed phase,
it’s just a sofa-bed
a fucking sofa-bed”
orientation: sexual tension with everyone