me as a creator: ugh. this is so melodramatic. this is way too obvious. look at this predictable shit dialogue. how can you claim this nonsense is CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT?! you call yourself a writer?!?!
me as a consumer: MMMM MELODRAMA **predicts opening line with maniacal glee** YES OF COURSE HE’S NICE NOW THEY’RE IN LOVE IT DOESN’T MATTER THAT EVERYTHING IS CLICHE I’M GOING TO RUB IT ALL OVER MY BODY
I have 3 moods:
- skips every song in my playlist
- lets the music play without interruption
- plays the same song on repeat for days
having short hair is such an adventure. what will my hairstyle be? i don’t know! let’s let the bed decide!
were you a sonic furry, a warriors furry, or a lion king furry
yal’l
I wonder how many fake arguments I’ve lost in other people’s heads.
Non-binary Pokémon trainers are better at catching legendary Pokémon, pass it on.
John Redwall awoke one morning to find himself transformed into a giant mouse
