annapear, I’m just sayin’, I’ll Give You the Sun has made me want to paint.
“is there another funny way to say ‘pierced the oily cake’?”
I should start captioning my photos with truthbombs
“this is a collection of dead plants ripped from the ground and drowned in a glass container. it is in my house”
“I got excited when I saw this envelope from my boss, but all it had was a piece of plastic with a disappointingly low number of store-specific dollars on it”
“I work on computers. on them, as in, staring at them. all day. all day long I stare at a one hundred and fifty square inch box”
I’d never have a beagle as a pet but BOY THEY ARE CUTE
egads. the internet