celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

my favorite designer just gave me five scifi graphic novel/comic series recommendations. my inroad, at last!

eudaemaniacal:

i excitedly lean over my girlfriends shoulder as she is brushing her teeth and inform her “hey! you can get an eel for thirteen bucks”

she says

“ok. thats a pretty good price for an eel”