I should start captioning my photos with truthbombs

“this is a collection of dead plants ripped from the ground and drowned in a glass container. it is in my house”

“I got excited when I saw this envelope from my boss, but all it had was a piece of plastic with a disappointingly low number of store-specific dollars on it”

“I work on computers. on them, as in, staring at them. all day. all day long I stare at a one hundred and fifty square inch box”