“all the way up to the tiny storange closet”
we aren’t slobs. we’re casual with our cleanliness
we were talking about our dream kitchen in our dream barn and Jake said no matter the space, really, it had to have room for a commercial toaster, the kind I wasn’t allowed to use
and I squealed and said it’s true it’s true because it’s true, in my first week I set a bagel on fire in the cafeteria.
and then he goes
she came to MS to set the world on fire………….
and instead she sent the cafeteria up in flames
Let’s play Burn Read Rewrite.
It’s like Kill Fuck Marry, but with books.
Put three books in my ask.
1641 tonight, 30000+ in total
Cortana says my name now :’)