today I was that stupid kitten hanging onto the rope and Jake was the shredder that mercifully put that poster out of its misery.

(what that really means is he’s the person who knows me the best and you just don’t get a life partner better than one who knows you best and gives a shit about not letting you shit on yourself)

MOOOOOOMMM SOMEONE DISAGREED ON THE INTERNET

boldore:

ppl calling ubisoft sexist for saying developing female characters takes too much time… do you realize how hard it is to create accurate titty physics? how much time it takes to create all sorts of possible animations and account for every variable for each titty? do you realize