At least you do it with humor. If you would like some yummy recipe ideas, just lemme know. Did the same thing last April to check for allergies.

how else can you do something like eliminate the amazingness that is bread and not want to throw your digestive system off a ten-story building?

recipes would be lovely, actually. though it’s not so much that we can’t do it – Jake’s great with eggs, cheese, and large pieces of meat (winkity wink) – but more that it SUCKS.