…all right, all right, I’ll just admit it somewhere official.
now my health profile knowwwws.
Also, your tumblr says heteroflexible.
I assume people know what flexible means. XD
(“Heteroflexible” reminds of the Margaret Cho skit: “I’ll eat pussy… It’s just not my first choice. I’ll eat pussy if they run out of what I really want. No more chicken? Okay I’ll take the pussy”)
well. but my health profile for my insurance is a little MOAR official than my Tumblr. 😉
also: “Oh no, August might like lady-parts, too! Everyone hide your daughters! … and sons, too, I guess.”
LAWL
it’s okay. I’m not going after anyone, not unless said target is looking for a pair with which to play. XP
and YES MARGARET CHO. that’s pretty much how I feel.
TOUCHE.
Giving those poor little old ladies who do medical coding a case the vapors, you minx!
*preens* it’s what I do best.
seriously, if they can see all the answers to all the questions I filled out, said little old ladies will have to reconsider their inevitable first impression of me as a Normal Functioning Member of Society. XD
There are people who think you are normal? : D
yyyyyyup. in fact, only the tiny corner of the world that knows me on the internet (plus my boyfriend and some of my roommates) know how weird I am. and only my boyfriend really knows. =P
the rest of the world assumes I’m pretty damn vanilla. I was, after all, homeschooled almost entirely through grade school in a viciously religious home and then a student at a private Christian university. I’mjussayin.
“and only my boyfriend really knows”
COLOR ME INTRIGUED, MADAME.
See, now it’s things like that that get my imagination roiling.
well. even in this quiet little corner of the internet, there are eyes and ears, and ‘tisn’t the place. 😉 BUT. I am unashamed. you may FB me if you’re really intrigued. or email. or here, I’ll shoot you my MSN name, if you use that (that’s the one thing that does seem to work).