…all right, all right, I’ll just admit it somewhere official.
now my health profile knowwwws.
Also, your tumblr says heteroflexible.
I assume people know what flexible means. XD
(“Heteroflexible” reminds of the Margaret Cho skit: “I’ll eat pussy… It’s just not my first choice. I’ll eat pussy if they run out of what I really want. No more chicken? Okay I’ll take the pussy”)
well. but my health profile for my insurance is a little MOAR official than my Tumblr. 😉
also: “Oh no, August might like lady-parts, too! Everyone hide your daughters! … and sons, too, I guess.”
LAWL
it’s okay. I’m not going after anyone, not unless said target is looking for a pair with which to play. XP
and YES MARGARET CHO. that’s pretty much how I feel.
TOUCHE.
Giving those poor little old ladies who do medical coding a case the vapors, you minx!
*preens* it’s what I do best.
seriously, if they can see all the answers to all the questions I filled out, said little old ladies will have to reconsider their inevitable first impression of me as a Normal Functioning Member of Society. XD
There are people who think you are normal? : D
yyyyyyup. in fact, only the tiny corner of the world that knows me on the internet (plus my boyfriend and some of my roommates) know how weird I am. and only my boyfriend really knows. =P
the rest of the world assumes I’m pretty damn vanilla. I was, after all, homeschooled almost entirely through grade school in a viciously religious home and then a student at a private Christian university. I’mjussayin.