1. cincodenada replied to your link: HAHA as a follow-up to my previous post

    0.o That is the most random selection of verses I’ve ever seen. And they’re still SUPER CONCERNED about an intact hymen, which…really. Come on. There are just a lot of things…perplexing about that page.

  2. cincodenada replied to your photo: Thou Shalt Not Have Threesomes?

    See where it says “sexual immorality”? That means threesomes. Also gay sex. And lesbian sex. And definitely BDSM, and anything that’s not straight missionary. Also anything beyond premarital kissing, and that’s questionable. Don’t you read the Bible?

OMG I guess I didn’t read the same Bible they did…

also right? hymen. also. look at the other pages, and try to figure it all out. I’m super proud of their position on things like BDSM and anal play, but then their “God’s Guidelines” get suuuuper bizarre. I don’t even. whaaaat.

w0lvves:

I don’t understand why people always draw apples with like, beads of water rolling down on them.

Like all wet and stuff, and they’re on teachers walls and it’s weird. 

I feel like it’s almost sensual. Like someone thought it’d be funny to slap a few sweat beads on an apple, like some creepy apple porn

Like ooooh yeah hot and heavy apple oh yeah look at leaf 

HAHAHA I was searching for apple pictures but this is so much better

also the tags are not mine

The Five Steps to a Healthier August

emeraldcityorbust:

youcancallmeboots:

once upon a time, I decided it was time to make Good Habits™, because I am 22 and if I don’t start now, I’ll never actually do it.

 

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2. Maybe its because I’m a wimp and haven’t done the walk in a while, but you should come walk with me sometime to Trader Joe’s/Cafe Fiore. From home it’s an ASS KICKING walk. 🙂

4. Yeeeeep. I hear you there. Especially the consistently eating thing…I try to keep trail mix with me so I can have a snack if I get hungry. If I don’t have (healthy) snacks during the day then by dinner time I am a starving crazy person who will eat ANYTHING. I’m also trying to stop snacking after dinner and eating it before 6….or if I have to snack, try to drink tea, drink milk or eat a little fruit or veggies.

5. Dude I just bought these vites that are Women’s Petites, they are a bit bigger than an Advil—take two and you are good to go. Pretty awesome, I got them because I’m deficient in vitamin D, and they satisfy an entire day’s requirement.

2. I’ve done that walk quite a bit in the past! just not recently (because now I pretty much live in a four-car apartment, hahaha). I could totes be down with that.

4. healthy snacks are hard for me to keep around. generally I like fruits and vegetables for said snacks, but then at the grocery store I’m like “WHERE’M I GONNA STORE THIS J/K I LIKE THESE CRACKERS” so I don’t even buy them.

5. hmmmm. are they aspensive?