- cincodenada replied to your link: HAHA as a follow-up to my previous post
0.o That is the most random selection of verses I’ve ever seen. And they’re still SUPER CONCERNED about an intact hymen, which…really. Come on. There are just a lot of things…perplexing about that page.
cincodenada replied to your photo: Thou Shalt Not Have Threesomes?
See where it says “sexual immorality”? That means threesomes. Also gay sex. And lesbian sex. And definitely BDSM, and anything that’s not straight missionary. Also anything beyond premarital kissing, and that’s questionable. Don’t you read the Bible?
OMG I guess I didn’t read the same Bible they did…
also right? hymen. also. look at the other pages, and try to figure it all out. I’m super proud of their position on things like BDSM and anal play, but then their “God’s Guidelines” get suuuuper bizarre. I don’t even. whaaaat.