get out of here
oh my god
aren’t you excited for me to bring my sappiness and my sexiness STRAIGHT to your door ;D ;D
um excuse you, I want this.
joel sometimes makes mac and cheese
I’m really good at toast.
I love you. I have a lot of adrenaline right now so it’s coming out through tumblr replies.
toast is amazing. I haven’t had proper toast in a year. also mac’n’cheese is a staple in our house (but usually with fancy friggin cheeses)
p.s. one of the benefits of being my secret girlfriend is you can come enjoy the food my actual boyfriend-type makes me!!!!
p.p.s. other benefits include cuddles, hair-stroking, obligatory TV show watching, writing time, endless photographs, encouragement, and long phone calls
p.p.p.s. I wish we could be hyper in the same place right nowwwwwwwwww
maybe not tomorrow night, but any other time, yes!
okay. Tuesday. I am setting a reminder right now. this is happening.
was this today that you wanted to call me? I didn’t see this until right now (10:42 on Sunday night, damn it)
yessss, it was today, boo, I’m going to bed now 🙁 when this week??? I require it.
THIS IS YOUR TIME
AHHHHHH YES
I DON’T KNOW HOW WE WEREN’T FRIENDS THE ENTIRE TIME
you can! but you don’t have to! you should if you want to! but you can also work on something else! you can read! you can snooze! you can think about beautiful things! you can be you!this is why we’re secret girlfriends. you’re like an adorable Dr. Seuss poem (see also: striped sweaters) and I love you. <333
I’ve never worn a striped sweater. what are you talking about?
HA! HAHAHAHAHAAAA! I knew it. somehow I just knew.
YOU DID THE THING YAY
THANK YOU, THANK YOU. thank you so much for sprinting with me all the damn time, and existing in general, and being so great.