me: she wears short skirts I wear sneakers I’m a stone cold bitch and she’s a Cold Stone bitch

👏 stop 👏 stealing 👏 his 👏 mannerisms 👏 

me when I look at the details

me when I look at the big picture

cackles, I totally wrote some #saltlife into Daugment long before there it was known. and, AND, the name of the character is thE SAME AS THAT MUSIC I COULDN’T LISTEN TO

I’m so glad I made a bitchy side blog. literally no one sees it except me but it helps so much

listened to exactly 15 seconds of a band and turned it off because no