And even if the metaphorical meaning of salt should one day be considered obsolete – which is the case for every other part of popular
culture as well – the literal meaning of salt as a food condiment and preservative will forever
remain.
Active voice: I will write
Passive voice: Writing will be done
Passive-aggressive voice: I love how you always say you’ll write but never do
I’m not usually so mean but I got cut deep this year, dudes
ahhhhhhhh! you know what’s great! inferior presents! that’s what!
even better: it goes both ways
ahhhhhhhh! you know what’s great! inferior presents! that’s what!
so I made a new friend (slash…fan?! it’s weird) at work and she reminds me a LOT of That Person I have Extreme Dislike for – but like, when she does the exact same things, it doesn’t have the same sense of…idk, absolutist condescension?? as if there’s an open mind behind the firm assertions? also she writes about sexuality in Mass Effect so
I did it. I unfollowed the person on FB.
when ur friend finally makes that decision u wanted them 2 make
me: pointedly looks at that “how do I know if I’m ready for marriage” article she wrote
me: pointedly looks at friend
me: well,,,
me, changing the subject: on a lower-sodium note