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so-yo-little-honda:

Friday, good Friday, I was super hungover and picking up a pizza at pizza pizza (Canadian, also the inventor of Hawaiian pizza, also mine is the first pizza pizza ever no big deal) and they had the news on where a guy was being interviewed in line for the prince show who had been given two tickets by a woman who couldn’t make the show while he was just out walking his dog and he and his wife were the most excited ever and it was great.

WE WROTE ABOUT THAT, in Cortana somewhere! every day you can say “what’s up” to her and she’ll tell you the most interesting (and non-negative) thing from that day in history that my team could find. and one day it was Pizza Pizza and the invention of the Hawaiian pizza, and it was because our Canadian writer found it and we liked it so much that we gave him a ton of shit and then put it in.

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so-yo-little-honda:

I’d hate to be in that Yahoo board meeting where the staff had to explain that 99.9% of people who clicked on a tumblr ad did it involuntarily while in the midst of falling down a flight of stairs

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so-yo-little-honda:

Food Basics line up was insane and the guy ahead of me just walked off and left his daughters while he went to get bananas. I fully could have stolen your kids dude, they were in the cart, it would have been super convenient.

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so-the-little-honda:

At tonight’s meeting the members spent 30 minutes talking about whether or not to shave two inches off the legs of one of three five picnic tables in the courtyard, and in the end they decided it was too complicated an issue and tabled it. I’m not joking. None of this is a joke.

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so-the-little-honda:

“as of the supper hour, the ferry still wasn’t operating” that’s such a Canadian end to an article about a ferry frozen in the ice in Toronto harbour.

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so-the-little-honda:

Just ordered a notebook so I can take the “Buy a plant” sticky note off my door. Write that shit in the notebook. It’s called being responsible.