“she kept wiping her plasm on her pants”

this is not the novel you’re looking for

Jez, boo, I missed you. Jake’s best friend was over and we were watching an excellent sampler of 90s TV.

“if I had to describe Koby in one sentence… ‘he has the personality of an Irish song.’”

so can you tell I wear the same two sweatshirts over and over or what