okay but if Tom Riddle used the Chamber of Secrets doesn’t that mean that he would have to take that slide down?
did he scream? did he go “weeee”? or did he just lie there emotionless as he slid down the pipes?HP fandom asking the imortant questions
okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.“Are you serious right now, Dad?”
“No, I’m not serious. I’m Dad. He’s Sirius.”
Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD I SWEAR
I have a real issue with anyone trying to protect children from their own imaginations. If we cannot acknowledge that a lot of us have a bit of darkness within ourselves, some more than others perhaps, and bring it into the light and examine it and talk about this part of the human condition, then I think we will be living in quite a dangerous climate. I think that’s much more damaging for children.
J.K. Rowling on parents that forbid their children from reading Harry Potter (or any fantasy novel that they vaguely disagree with)
