looking back on it, all of my previous friendgroups have had a Peter Pettigrew.
harry potter au where dumbledore is replaced by ron swanson
“Son, did you or did you not place your name in this stupid fire cup?”
“Welcome back to school, children. This year, your Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher will be this woman from the Ministry of Magic. Why the government is interfering in the affairs of a private institution is beyond me. If you have any complaints, please do not bring them to me. End of speech.”
Wingardium Leviosa Potter, you were named so that every time a teacher yells at you they’re going to make stuff fly around the room. Your mother wanted to call you Fred, but I thought this would be more true to his memory.
okay this one is legit hilarious
pros and cons of ravenclaw house
pros:
- most artistic house
- good at thinking outside the box
- the best story tellers hands down
- they’d be that one kid who manages to solve the problems and help everyone else understand the work because the teacher can’t explain it right
- really humorous in general, sarcastic and satirical is their best
- good mediators for any sort of argument
- great at brainstorming sessions
cons:
- hipster scum
- they’re, overall, the laziest house
- tend to be condescending even if their grades suck because they know all the answers
- most likely to be stoners
- whiny babies
- put everything off until the last minute because they “work best under pressure”
- they get a song stuck in their head and they hum it for the rest of the day until you hate them, the song, and everything else
a scene that really bothers me in HBP is when Ginny feeds Harry that pie thing and she is like “don’t you trust me?” and then just feeds it to him all nicely
because I honestly believe that book!Ginny would have said “don’t you trust me?” and then she would proceed to shove the pie in his face and then say “your mistake!” and just like run away laughing her head off and Harry would just be sitting there with pie stuck to his face and a small grin thinking ‘wow this girl is perfect’
forgive me
