2016: hello?
gay: yes
I’m such a weird snob because I love Owl City (for the lyrics) and Below Deck (for the microexpression gold) but dammit if you recommend me a popular thing I will ignore it for three years I swear
on that “tag which mom you are meme” I am filthmom
me: just flipped the potatoes. nice. 20 minutes to write.
me: **spends 20 minutes creating a paper airplane version of the Aegis Avenger**
hahaha remember that one time *someone* called me a pretentious writer type like that was an insult
Jake just looked over at me gushing over the Peter Pauper notebooks and goes “you are such a pretentious writer type” and I said “I KNOW!!! that’s why I used it as my URL for like two years!!!!!! I OWN THAT SHIT!!!!!!”
okay so how do I prevent myself from falling in love with my own characters because this…this is a problem
“Strike me down and I shall become more kinky than you could possibly imagine!”