correct choice of mate: the one who makes you spontaneous 11pm French toast out of sandwich bread, which tastes like tiny miracles

I still felt fondness for her–fondness, that pleasant, detached mix of admiration and sentiment, appreciation and nostalgia.

Dash – Dash & Lily’s Book of Dares, Rachel Cohn and David Levithan

we live in a world where I can watch my husband systematically ask a series of questions to get one of my coworkers the right dog, because Facebook.

The chicken says…… I’m swimmin’ with the carrots now!

my boss

[Saying a cell phone search is materially indistinguishable from a physical search] is like saying a ride on horseback is materially indistinguishable from a flight to the moon.

Chief Justice John Roberts