Is there anything out of this that isn’t crazytown?

overheard in a meeting

I just saw a demo of the coolest thing I have ever worked on. ever. ever. EVER.

remember that one time America played sport ball and Microsoft stopped working for three hours

eudaemaniacal:

i would be happy to have a snake, but i am also worried for my birdy babies & fear that they would be eaten. in papaya’s case though you might worry more for the snake

I had a snake! I Had one! her name was Casey and she liked to sleep in my belt loops and my mom’s hair. the problem with snakes is that though v. slow they don’t let up once they’ve attacked and gripped, at that point something’s gonna have to break :/