glittrtits:

boyleohboyle:

okay but if Tom Riddle used the Chamber of Secrets doesn’t that mean that he would have to take that slide down?
did he scream? did he go “weeee”? or did he just lie there emotionless as he slid down the pipes?

HP fandom asking the imortant questions

literally 0 results for “Boney M fanfic.” I am disappointed.

lol totally forgot about DST, which was extra confusing because we were up until 2, so suddenly it was 3! and I thought, wow, I only sort of dozed for a whole hour! how’d I forget that!

man, what a week. spent the evening in the company of my coworkers, who are an insanely wonderful bunch of human beings, whether or not they decide to sing karaoke. (I sang JoCo’s “First of May,” by the by.)

Stop saying sorry. Say thank you instead. When you say, “sorry for being a jerk” the other person is forced to either call you a jerk or say it wasnt a big deal. Instead, say “thank you for being so patient with me” so the other person has a reason to say they love you.

I saw this gem on Reddit tonight.  It was posted under a topic of “What ‘little’ things you can do to improve your relationship with your significant other.”  I’m definitely taking this piece of advice with me into my next relationship. (via explore-everywhere)