Interviewer: do you have any regrets?
Me: one time I signed a petition on change.org and now they won’t stop emailing me
aaaand in fine Monday form, we kick off today’s meeting with my boss saying, “start with the pot principles.”
I love selfies that fans take with authorbeasts. most of these elusive creatures are so shy it just looks like the fans are hanging out with their awkward friends.
My sexuality, by the way, is off-topic and unrelated. I am undecided. I am a freshman at the College of Sexuality and I have undecided my major, and frankly don’t want to declare anything other than, ‘Hey, jerks, I’m thirteen, leave me alone.’
Better Nate Than Ever, Tim Federle’s middle grade novel about a boy with dreams of Broadway stardom. (via queerbookclub)
time elapsed before August reached critical mass for Apple Watch news: 3.2 hours
I feel like Tina Fey made Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt to purge some demons, whether from herself or someone else – and I appreciate that, because let’s face it, I was/am about as ignorant as Kimmy on some cultural things.
I want Windows 10 to resurrect Microsft Bob and combine it with Cortana and VR headsets.
There you go, August, straight from the people.
**writes it down on to-do list**
makes me baked eggs and slaps my ass in these green pants. bffs 4eva
current mood: summoning tates-tots in a practical way