moment of silence for all the gay moments you had before you knew you were gay
I’m getting snarlier in my old age. in other news, apparently two people with much higher titles than mine spent the morning having an August love fest. A++++
you ever have that feel of being trained your whole life for something obscure and random and potentially not A+? for example: I was walking down the studio hall today and got another look of skepticism from a designer, and it’s like, look, pal. I basically made a career out of being ostracized for being weird. I am a PROFESSIONAL at being the oddball. you think a judgmental quirk of your perfectly plucked eyebrows is gonna faze me, you got another think comin’
“rootintootin” do you hear this. do you hear this. this Texas is a combination of my father and Hank the Cowdog
I’m feeling v satisfied and grown up. I had white wine, I made beans at 11am for dinner, I’m wearing my cat hat with the long paw mitten things, I’m such a fucking adult. get out of my face. this is real life