I keep coming back to that stupid “Wherever I Go” song by OneRepublic like yep that’s 100% me, if I don’t have to work overtime for your affection, I probably don’t want it; but also, like, c’mon, boy, I just want to woo your ass.

a crow swooped right in front of us across the road today and Jake shouted “NO! I DON’T WANT TO HIT A CROW!” and I could just hear the crow bobbing around breathing hard all like AHAHAHAAAAAAAAA! FFFFFFFUCK! MARTY! MARTY DID YOU SEE THAT?! THAT WAS SO DAMN CLOSE!! AHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAHAAA! WOOOOOOO! THAT WAS BAAAADAAAAASS!