NEWS BULLETIN: we interrupt your regularly scheduled tumblr to bring you this report – about MEETING STRANGERS FROM THE INTERNET IN REAL LIFE! spoiler alert: our interview subject, tumblr user with-amore-infinito, really enjoyed tumblr user @carpebutts! in real life!

OUR NEXT STORY: how is it possible that tumblr user with-amore-infinito has not yet met tumblr users @eudaemaniacal and @anoteinpink…………