me: I just had a meeting with [redacted]
coworker: oh boy I have one with [redacted] in about five minutes what happened
me: I wah-wahed at him and fixed his shit idea
coworker: well he and I are on the same side today. we’re wah-wahing at the same people
me: well
coworker: well
me: wah-wah
coworker: wah-wah